A portrait of me working at my desk a couple of months back, by super cutie Tatanja Ross.
Look at this cute haired munchkin. Taking photos of her for my doco was a highlight!
It’s official, you think I’m a vampire
I saw a few asks that say “describe my aesthetic” so this one takes a bit more creativity.
Whether it’s the lyrics or just the over all sound, send me a song that you think fits my “aesthetic”
Parks and Recreation Alphabet → g
"Ladies celebrating ladies."
You know, my first week on the job, I was on a sting operation. These Irish thugs were smuggling guns and cocaine. I had been a military prosecutor, so I hadn’t handled a gun since basic training, and suddenly I’m underground in this garage, wearing a bulletproof vest and — and wondering how the hell I got there. So I did what any rookie would do, and I started looking for an exit. And then Charlie walks over. This man that I didn’t know — this gruff guy, and he said: “You’re gonna be fine.” And I have to face it…that he…he’s gone…that he’s not coming back.
"i think we’re going to have to move him to the sixth floor."
”you’re not taking him anywhere.”
”i can’t do that either.”
“You know when you’re drowning, you don’t actually inhale until right before you black out. It’s called voluntary apnea. It’s like no matter how much you’re freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won’t open your mouth until you feel like your head’s exploding. Then when you finally do let it in, that’s when it stops hurting. It’s not scary anymore, it’s… it’s actually kind of peaceful.”